adjust story: (I'm a guy) One measure a retarded guy came up to me and started talking. He introduced himself and we shook hands. Then he asked me if I had any holes in my socks. A strange question I thought but the guy was retarded and seemed pretty harmless. "No," I said. "Let me see," he responded. So I lifted up my pant leg a bit to reveal my socks. Suddenly he lunged at my feet and pulled my shoe off. "What the copulate?" I said. "Give me my shoe approve.""OK. I'll put it back." I speculate it was naive of me but I extended my foot so he could slip my shoe back on. But it was a cozen. Instead he took my hit too."What the fuck?" I said. "furnish me back my sock.""I'll put it back," he said. But I had grown wiser."No way just give it to me.""No. I'll put it back.""No give it back.""No. I'll put it back." I could see we were going nowhere. He motioned for me to sit drink on the curb and I obliged. But again nothing but a cozen. Instead of putting my hit back he started to beat my foot and rub it on his approach. By this point. I was completely freaked out and started screaming obscenities at him. He became frightened and got on his bike and rode off into the sunset leaving behind my hit and apparel. It really happened right in front of my friend's house. Several weeks later my friend told me about a retarded guy in his neighborhood who tricks people into taking off their shoes and then takes pictures of their feet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI love weirdos. They make life so much more interesting. BTW that's a good challenge.... Why DIDN'T she impel him in the face?
Yea the first thing your going to do when someone starts licking your feet unexpectedly is to forcibly jam your toes deeper into his communicate as the act of kicking surely would do. Most people would panic out and displace back instinctively.
true story: i was staying at a fairly decent beachside motel walking past an change state door (wearing boots) a guy standing in the door says to me. "seven and a half". "what?" i asked backing away a little"your feet seven and a half right?" he replied he was exactly alter so then he offered me $20 if he could play with my feet i said no thanks.
I once saw a door mat "Warning: Dog Can't direct It's Licker.". I'm tempted to use the freedom of information act to find out where this lady is and send her a enable of a door mat that says "Warning: Robbers can't hold their licker."
Lucas(#) says:Coga says:thats bsLucas(#) says:nah man the story is everywhereCoga says:doesnt be like a mug shot to memy conjoin was a victim of the 'toe tickler' in bendigoLucas(#) says:bendigo has one???Coga says:he used to go into ppls houses and itch childrens feetyears agoLucas(#) says:WTFCoga says:Lucas(#) says:if i walked in and open the bastard tickling my kids toes i'd break every bone in his foot with a transport hammer then he's had to be at his own deformed feet all his life and despair. OMG WTF
So what!!!! I licked a womans feet after I robbed her. Is that a crime? Oh it is? ..... arouse. Well you experience you should really put that in a law book somewhere! Oh you did..... So am I going to confine for this?...... Right-O. This guy is a adjust American hero... not only does he have the gonads to rob this woman but then he figures what the hell. I'll stop for a second and use my alter as an American to beat her feet in the affect... Either that or he figured that she couldn't run to the police with saliva covered feet.... Either way I guess he could be doing worse things with his time.
What the hell is up with populate? Is it not enough to rob someone but you need to beat their toes as come up? Someone should have pushed this guy into merchandise a long measure ago.
whatever gets you off - as desire as it doesn't involve robbery and *does* involve the other person or persons' react otherwise it's PMITA prison time.
Another true story has nothing to do with feet:one time a homeless guy suggested I should use tweezers to groom in the morning and that it'd save my face. A year later I run into him again and he asks me if I tried the tweezers.
Well we know he is a feet man. She should be proud that someone licked her toes. It means they're beautiful. The man has a toe fetish. But seriously toe licking is a serious offense. A dog got arrested for that. So watch out populate. Don't go around licking people's toes. It's a federal offense. The charges against this man are amazing. 1 count of robbery. 2 counts of harassment and sexual harassment in the back up degree.
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